Hey Taiwan, It’s me, Your Gold Carder. We need to talk.

Source: Instagram

Taiwan- we need to talk. It has been a few years since we met through the Gold Card program. A lot has happened in that time. I met your Mom (The Gold Card Office). I have not met your Dad (the National Development Council which funds the Gold Card Office) even though I hear he knows me and takes interest in my work. Seems he was always too busy to go to lunch even though I offered to treat…